Not My Mom

Sending this to FailBlog next:

 

The Devil IS Prada!

 

High fashion, don’t you know?

 

Cheating in Sports…

 

…it’s been going on for a while:

 

Dorking in Surrey

 

Heh.  Gotta love the names that the Brits give to their towns.  Tiger probably still has a ways to go to catch Warren Beatty. 

Would You Like a Sample?

“If they make peanut oil from peanuts and they make corn oil from corn, what do they make baby oil from?”

We’ve all seen these little cups, in restaurants and in the grocery store with food samples in them:

Well, it looks like they have come out with a new size:

Caption Contest

White House photo from here.

“I’m so sorry about what I did to your future!”

“If I could reach that flower vase, I would crack you a good one!”

Someday, I Want to be This Good at This Blogging Thing… (UPDATED)

 

…This piece, by DirectorBlue (with whom I am not familiar) at HotAir, is a great piece of bloggatation.

The Secret Scrapbook of Barack Obama. 

 

Kissing your money goodbye

UPDATE: or maybe I should say, BACKDATE.  Apparently, the scrapbook has been around since last year’s election.  First time I’ve seen it, though and there is much to add to it, now.

 

America, uh, Just Watch This

Can’t believe that I haven’t seen this before now.  Awesome, and NSFW:

Republicans Health Plan Alternative

Haven’t had a chance to go through it, but if this article from Breitbart is correct, I like what is in the bill.  They should have offered this plan sooner and more publicly, maybe in the brief reply they had following President Obama’s prime time speech on health care.  (And has anybody noticed that the prime time speeches have dropped off significantly?)
Heh.

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"Why do they always give nobel peace prizes* to pussies?"

Haven't seen these guys in a while and had forgotten how funny they can be:



Before all you Obama lovers get torqued up, remember this:  it's a joke!

*I will never capitalize those words again.

Mad Dog Madoff

Bernie Madoff actually paid a "prison consultant" to coach him on how to survive in prison.  Not a bad idea for Mad Dog and evidently it paid off for him, as now the other prisoners are afraid the skinny-but-in-a-wiry-sort-of-way Madoff will now go all gangsta on them.

I can just see the former Upper East Sider, realizing that he is about to be in an altercation and stopping to call his consultant:

Madoff:  "RayRay, this Bernie.  This guy is calling me a skinny dumbass motherfucker, saying I don't know shit about the MACD and how to use it and getting all up in my grill.  What do I do?"

RayRay:  "Shit, man, knock him on his ass and glower at him in a menacing way.  Why I gotta tell you ever little thang, dog?  Be a damn man, bitch!  I'll send you my bill next week.  Out."

Proof of Reincarnation

Quick, who is this?