"Why do they always give nobel peace prizes* to pussies?"

Haven't seen these guys in a while and had forgotten how funny they can be:



Before all you Obama lovers get torqued up, remember this:  it's a joke!

*I will never capitalize those words again.

Rednecks Invade Canada!

They're sneaking in in cups.

Apparently, Canadians place no value on their own genetic material, so they have to import it:

"At one time Canada had two dozen sperm banks but when the Assisted Human Reproduction Act made it illegal to pay for sperm or egg donors they dried up in 2004. Today there are very few men willing to give up their sperm for nothing."

So, into the breach swim the rednecks' best shots:

"Outreach Health Services is the biggest supplier of donor sperm but it has to import their product. Most of the donors are from Georgia and Florida where donors are paid $100 per visit."

The article goes on to say that prospective parents can look through donor listings to pick their biological donor. Wonder how many pick this guy:

Question: If Canadians are using American sperm, do the chirren have dual nationalities?