Something Doesn’t Make Sense Here

 

Have a look at this photo of Tiger Woods’ car, after his crash:

 

Photo courtesy of TMZ.com, via the Washington Post.

Tiger’s wife, Elin, supposedly bashed out the rear window with a golf club so that she could get him out.  OK, why?  Look at the driver’s side door.  No damage.  Why wouldn’t she simply open the door and pull him out?  Because she was whalin’ away on the car, that’s why!  And the story that they have told is an attempt to explain how the back window got shattered when not even the windshield in this frontal impact was damaged.  And check out the gangster dubs being sported by the billionaire.  Sorry Tiger, the photographic evidence does not support the weak story.

Mad Dog Madoff

Bernie Madoff actually paid a "prison consultant" to coach him on how to survive in prison.  Not a bad idea for Mad Dog and evidently it paid off for him, as now the other prisoners are afraid the skinny-but-in-a-wiry-sort-of-way Madoff will now go all gangsta on them.

I can just see the former Upper East Sider, realizing that he is about to be in an altercation and stopping to call his consultant:

Madoff:  "RayRay, this Bernie.  This guy is calling me a skinny dumbass motherfucker, saying I don't know shit about the MACD and how to use it and getting all up in my grill.  What do I do?"

RayRay:  "Shit, man, knock him on his ass and glower at him in a menacing way.  Why I gotta tell you ever little thang, dog?  Be a damn man, bitch!  I'll send you my bill next week.  Out."