Bernie Madoff actually paid a "prison consultant" to coach him on how to survive in prison. Not a bad idea for Mad Dog and evidently it paid off for him, as now the other prisoners are afraid the skinny-but-in-a-wiry-sort-of-way Madoff will now go all gangsta on them.
I can just see the former Upper East Sider, realizing that he is about to be in an altercation and stopping to call his consultant:
Madoff: "RayRay, this Bernie. This guy is calling me a skinny dumbass motherfucker, saying I don't know shit about the MACD and how to use it and getting all up in my grill. What do I do?"
RayRay: "Shit, man, knock him on his ass and glower at him in a menacing way. Why I gotta tell you ever little thang, dog? Be a damn man, bitch! I'll send you my bill next week. Out."
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
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